Want some crazy trippings for madness day?

Don't touch that pipe just yet!

There is another way to get an instant hit this 22nd. And yes, it's much more legal than the coke your mom snorts on her way to the office!

Here it is:

Madness: Guilt trip

It'll bring vertigo, insanity and WTF moments you thought is only possible by watching McGuyver reruns. Now remove that mullet of yours and go watch this monstrosity!

And enjoy the free paperclip that comes along with it. Who knows, we might win this for the paperclip alone.